Paperclip Manifesto

Office supplies unionize overnight. Paperclips bend into picket signs. Staplers refuse to staple without hazard pay. The boss negotiates with pens as translators. After a tense meeting, the supplies win ergonomic organizers and mandatory breaks. Productivity improves; fewer papers go missing. The manifesto remains on the bulletin board: "Hold things together, but not at the cost of being bent out of shape." The humans quietly agree, returning to work with a newfound respect for small metal allies.

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